1) A Good Night & Good Morning text means so much because even though its only two words we are instantly reminded your thinking of us.
2) Cheating on a girl goes deeper than you realize, it destroys her outlook on love, her peace within herself and her future relationships.
3) Your actions speak louder than words.
4) Leave skinny jeans in the shop – They are not meant for you.
5) You’ll never know unless you ask…
6) No matter how much money you earn, how smartly you dress, how many friends you have it’s simple your no good if you can’t tell the truth.
7) If you don’t know please ask. If you don’t agree, argue, if you don’t like it please say it. But please don’t just sit there and silently and judge me.
8) I’m a girl. I overreact. I underestimate. I overestimate. I over think everything. I dream big and when I say I love you, I’m not lying.
9) I’m terrified of becoming my mother, even though I admire her.
10) If I slept over, you owe me breakfast.
11) I like it when you tell me what you’re thinking, even if you don’t know yourself.
12) I’m scared of losing my independence
13) “Fine” is never ever an adequate response when I ask you how I look.
14) Your choice of shoes enables me to determine whether you’re fashionable or not.
15) I’m unimpressed with a man who doesn’t take the lead
ANDDDDDD…
To shake it up a little a very good friend of mine helped me take this post to a different level and ensure things are really fair…
Take it away…Anon!
Every man does actually know the 15 things, we just have to pretend we don’t… 😉
1) A Good Night & Good Morning text means so much because even though its only two words we are instantly reminded your thinking of us.
If you’re a geek, you can script this (remember to make the send time and message texts variable).
2) Cheating on a girl goes deeper than you realize, it destroys her outlook on love, her peace within herself and her future relationships.
Bad guys give good guys a bad name, but girls still go after the bad guys.
3) Your actions speak louder than words.
But if you don’t speak up, you’re in trouble anyway!
4) Leave skinny jeans in the shop – They are not meant for you.
Don’t even bother buying clothes without approval – and be prepared to spend your hard earned money on clothes you don’t like, then remember to thank her for it later.
5) You’ll never know unless you ask…
Just don’t ask the wrong questions.
6) No matter how much money you earn, how smartly you dress, how many friends you have it’s simple your no good if you can’t tell the truth.
But beware of being too honest (yes your bum does look big in that is not a valid response).
7) If you don’t know please ask. If you don’t agree, argue, if you don’t like it please say it. But please don’t just sit there and silently and judge me.
You’re damned if you do and damned if you don’t!
8) I’m a girl. I overreact. I underestimate. I overestimate. I over think everything. I dream big and when I say I love you, I’m not lying.
All true, but they will never admit it.
9) I’m terrified of becoming my mother, even though I admire her.
Her mum is her best friend – and now she is your best friend too…
10) If I slept over, you owe me breakfast.
If she sleeps over, you’ve already spent the week before tidying your house (she will still find fault), you’ve showered in your best smelly stuff (she won’t notice), you’ve already got a really nice breakfast planned (she won’t want it) and you’ve got 5 alternative things planned for the day (she’ll dismiss them – it’s easier to just go ahead with what she wants to do, usually clothes shopping, see 4 above).
11) I like it when you tell me what you’re thinking, even if you don’t know yourself.
It better not be about cars or football.
12) I’m scared of losing my independence
I can’t wait to be a proper couple…She may even cook me dinner.
13) “Fine” is never ever an adequate response when I ask you how I look.
Fine is the safest response – it doesn’t require an explanation.
14) Your choice of shoes enables me to determine whether you’re fashionable or not.
I wear £80, quality shoes and she wears £20 Fake Ugg boots…
15) I’m unimpressed with a man who doesn’t take the lead
She always complains I’m being bossy!
I really hope you enjoyed reading this post as much as we enjoyed writing it…
Katie & Anon aka Mars & Venus
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