- The perfect amount of pasta, it’s enough for a small village or nothing.
- The amount of time that’s passed on the treadmill, it’s been 20 minutes, right? Oh, 6 minutes…
- The correct way to wear a swimsuit, I recently discovered that I’d spent the past 6 months wearing my swimsuit back to front.
- If I should risk tickling Lily’s belly or not…
- The moves to any kind of dance; I have my very own ChaCha Slide routine, it’s…creative.
- Left and right.
- Thinking I’d replied to a text/tweet/e-mail/FB message, when actually I’ve just replied in my head.
- What a serving 15/20g of Nutella/Peanut Butter actually looks like, my kitchen scales are wrong.
- Eating finger food in a neat and ladylike way.
- My name, I mean obviously I know my name is Katie but this whole change of surname is proving somewhat confusing for my small, overcrowded mind.
- After all these year’s, a small part of me believes that G will think that ‘I’m fine’ means I’m actually fine and not that I’m covering up what is bothering me. He knows that’s not the case when I say, ‘I’m fine‘ but I keep on saying it like a stuck record.
- Thinking I’m giving my G a really seductive look, then he asks why I’m going cross-eyed…
- Climbing into bed, settling down for the night and creating scenario’s that will never come true and are quite clearly incorrect and slightly insane.
- Doing one thing at a time, why focus on one thing when you can partly start 32 other jobs and leave them unfinished?
- When to stop talking.
- Makeup application, today’s look is natural with a touch of clown.
- Waiting – See treadmill minute, the same applies to a microwave minute and queuing.
- Convincing myself that I don’t read to write it down, of course, I’ll remember. Sorry, what was that you asked me to do?
5 comments
I wore a dress back to front for months until I wondered why the label was itching my front so much and took a closer look. In my defence it was on the hanger backwards so when I tried it on I just copied the hanger!
You make me feel so much better!
Oh, yes! Been there for so many of your examples, especially the “Did I really reply or did I just do it in my head?” one! 🙂
I need to just reply right away, it’s such a downfall of mine!
Oh yes – the lie we tell ourselves everyday – I’ll remember that! 😂 why do we never learn!? Absolutely love this post!!! Can identify with so many! 😆xxx