Thing’s I’m good at getting wrong…

  • The perfect amount of pasta, it’s enough for a small village or nothing. 
  • The amount of time that’s passed on the treadmill, it’s been 20 minutes, right? Oh, 6 minutes…
  • The correct way to wear a swimsuit, I recently discovered that I’d spent the past 6 months wearing my swimsuit back to front. 

  • If I should risk tickling Lily’s belly or not…
  • The moves to any kind of dance; I have my very own ChaCha Slide routine, it’s…creative. 
  • Left and right. 

  • Thinking I’d replied to a text/tweet/e-mail/FB message, when actually I’ve just replied in my head.
  • What a serving 15/20g of Nutella/Peanut Butter actually looks like, my kitchen scales are wrong.
  • Eating finger food in a neat and ladylike way.

  • My name, I mean obviously I know my name is Katie but this whole change of surname is proving somewhat confusing for my small, overcrowded mind. 
  • After all these year’s, a small part of me believes that G will think that ‘I’m fine’ means I’m actually fine and not that I’m covering up what is bothering me. He knows that’s not the case when I say, ‘I’m fine‘ but I keep on saying it like a stuck record.  
  • Thinking I’m giving my G a really seductive look, then he asks why I’m going cross-eyed…

  • Climbing into bed, settling down for the night and creating scenario’s that will never come true and are quite clearly incorrect and slightly insane. 
  • Doing one thing at a time, why focus on one thing when you can partly start 32 other jobs and leave them unfinished? 
  • When to stop talking. 

  • Makeup application, today’s look is natural with a touch of clown. 
  • Waiting – See treadmill minute, the same applies to a microwave minute and queuing. 
  • Convincing myself that I don’t read to write it down, of course, I’ll remember. Sorry, what was that you asked me to do?
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  1. July 30, 2018 / 1:13 pm

    I wore a dress back to front for months until I wondered why the label was itching my front so much and took a closer look. In my defence it was on the hanger backwards so when I tried it on I just copied the hanger!

    • Katie G
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      August 13, 2018 / 7:19 am

      You make me feel so much better!

  2. August 9, 2018 / 8:52 pm

    Oh, yes! Been there for so many of your examples, especially the “Did I really reply or did I just do it in my head?” one! 🙂

    • Katie G
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      August 13, 2018 / 7:18 am

      I need to just reply right away, it’s such a downfall of mine!

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